If you can make everyone like you, that will allow you manipulate people so you can get stuff out of them whether that be valuables like strings of beautiful pearls or just get a steady stream of victims to psychologically and emotionally torture and abuse for you own sadistic pleasure.
But not everyone is blessed with natural charm and charisma like I am, so you must employ basic techniques to get people to like you.
Let me take your hand and guide you through a list of actionable ideas that’ll make EVERYONE you meet like you a whole bunch.
Tip 1: Make People Feel Slightly Inferior
Initially, we want to put everyone you meet in a position of slight inferiority, so they seek your approval and validation. Lucky for you, I have already published an important article about this.
Tip 2: Compliment People
Now once you have folks feeling inferior, give them a little boost. You put them down and now you are lifting them up which gives you more power over them.
“I just love your loud blouse. Such fun colors!”
“Your butt has a nice heart shape. The heart-shaped butt is the most desirable shape men seek in women according to many scientific studies. It’s true. And you have one!”
A man complimenting a woman’s loud blouse
Tip 3: Always Agree with Them
No one likes a contrarian. So, to make everyone like you, just agree with whatever anyone says. Even if you would secretly like to disagree with them on everything, even tie them up and saw their limbs off one-by-one cuz you hate them with the heat of a thousand suns, resist (for now).
Say stuff like:
“Oh, I totally agree! That’s exactly what I was thinking!”
“Holy shit, I think the exact same thing! I’ve never met anyone I agree with on everything, until you!”
Think of yourself as an echo machine. I don’t know if an echo machine is even a real thing, but you know what I mean. You echo everything everyone says as if you were a machine, a machine who makes echoes.
Tip #4: Tell Them All Your Deepest Secrets
Everyone loves to feel special, and nothing makes people feel more special than knowing they’re the “chosen one” who gets to hear your deepest secrets.
Now, don’t really tell anyone your deepest secrets because if the relationship eventually goes bad, and it will, they’ll have stuff they can use against you. So just make up shit.
Always start your confession with “I’ve never told anyone this, but I’m going to tell you.”
“I have never told anyone this, but I just love and trust you so much I am going to tell you. Here it goes: I really love pretty flowers, staring at pretty flowers. But being a manly man, it makes me look like a gay, so I act like I hate flowers when I secretly do love them, so much. Please don’t tell anyone. This secret is for your ears only.”
See how by making myself vulnerable and sharing this deep and embarrassing secret it has made me likable? I actually hate flowers.
A man confessing his deepest secret he just made up to a woman
Tip #5: Always Be Busy, But Make Time for Everyone
My true goal in life is to not do anything but still get everything I want. So, I don’t like holding a job-job or nothing, but I tell everyone I’m a very successful international businessman who’s constantly traveling the world doing international business.
But, in actuality, I’m just sitting around mostly doing nothing.
So, if someone asks for your help or wants to do something with you say, “I am clearing my entire busy schedule, cancelling all my international business flights, and devoting 100% of my time and attention to you because YOU ARE THAT IMPORTANT to me.”
This combination of flattery and scarcity will make them feel like they have earned your precious attention.
Tip #6: Be Funny
Everyone loves to laugh and if you can make people laugh, they will just love to be around you.
“I love underage girls” you could say, but then quickly add: “Just kidding!”
Isn’t that funny? People will laugh their heads off at jokes like that!
Tip #7: Become Their Personal Therapist
Let’s be real—everyone loves to talk about themselves, especially their problems. So, do everyone a favor by asking them probing questions and listening with rapt attention. Who doesn’t love someone who’s so tuned in to their issues, right?
“I want you to start from your very earliest childhood memory and then tell me absolutely everything, leave out no details, about your life until now. Honestly, I just barely know you, but you’re already like a novel I never want to end.”
A woman pretending to be a personal therapist to get someone to like her
Tip #8: Leave A Little Mystery
The final step is to leave just a little bit of mystery. Don’t give away the whole cow. So, like, maybe don’t tell them what kind of international business you’re doing. If they ask, say “it’s top secret.” This will keep them locked into you hoping one day they can unravel the mystery of what kind of important international business it is you do.
Now once you have really suckered someone in you can start to get valuables out of them. You can also start abusing them at will. They’ll be so committed to you it will be very hard for them to leave. They’ll be in denial you have turned into a monster. This is the fun part seeing how far you can take your abuse.
If they leave? Oh well. You now have the tools to attract more victims because you have the tools to get everyone to like you.
I hope you have learned much from this article. All it takes now is practice. Why? Because practice makes perfect!
Thank you so much for reading. Take care!
